Lucy Wilson

Joel: “I used to earn £40,000 a year.”

May: “I want to apply for British citizenship.”

David: “We Will Be Treating Our 20,000th Patient This Year.”

Kathryn: “Some children really stick in my mind.”

Simon: “I survive on coffee and fags.”

Nick: “One morning, I woke up knowing God.”

Mark: “I’m excited about giving someone a proper cuddle again.”

Anthony: “I can show you Sheffield’s crack houses.”